Dude
Way Out, WI 12345
Sal’s Super Pizza
Dear pizza dude,
I had problems with my pizza. I mean I had lots of problems with my pizza.
Yo, my pizza was delivered, and it was like cold and gross. The sauce smelled like rotten eggs. It smelled worse than my grandma’s shoes it was nasty. My dog Buster wouldn’t eat it. He gagged it stunk so bad. Buster eats everything. One time he tried to eat a pumpkin. That was funny. He ate part of it and got a stomach ache and groaned. My brother laughed. My brother told me the pizza was nasty. The sausage had all slid to one side because of the sea of grease. He said, he wouldn’t eat it I triple-dog-dared him to do so, he finally agreed to eat a slice if i gave him 50 cents and did his chores for a week and that’s how bad your pizza was.
Your pizza should be hot. Your pizza should be fresh. Your delivery driver was like two hours late. Yo, you need to get it together or no one will every by pizza from you again EVER!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Even Buster wouldn’t eat the pizza and Buster eats everything even pumpkins.
Give me free pizza or else!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Dude